Your name is .hack//FANDOM. Don’t ask why your name has two forward slashes and caps, it’s just part of the naming system in your small, but closely knit fandom.
While others assume that you are DEAD, you have to remind them that you were merely in a COMA for a few years.
You’re often filled with FALSE HOPE about upcoming US RELEASES, but you’ve learned great PATIENCE and the value of FAN TRANSLATIONS.
In the meantime, you pass the time listening to EPIC SOUNDTRACKS, figuring out your COMPLICATED TIMELINES, working on ENGLISH PATCHES for non-localized games and POLITELY ASKING for more GAMES.
Whoops, looks like you have to feed the GRUNTY.