Disney movies didn’t give me false expectations of men or appearances, it gave me false expectations of woodland creatures cleaning for me.
So I saw Captain America in Disneyland. There was a woman with a TARDIS tattoo on her arm and he notices. He tells her, “That looks really familiar. You know, back in ‘45 I was on a mission and trapped in a burning building. A man stepped out of something that looked like that, but I blacked out. Next thing I know, I’m outside. I went looking for it, but it had disappeared! Do you know who that was?”
The girl replied, “Oh, that’s the Doctor.”
Capt says, “Doctor…Who?”
Cue me clutching the wall, dying of giggles.
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